1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,040 One day, that'll read "Joe Hardacre and Son." 2 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:04,800 I thought I was in charge of money. Fred can handle the money for now. 3 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,720 You'll catch up soon enough. Catch up! With you? 4 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:09,800 It'll be the making of him. 5 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:11,720 That was quite the performance. 6 00:00:11,760 --> 00:00:13,640 You wanna be a clown all of your life? 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,880 It were just a joke! 8 00:00:14,920 --> 00:00:17,800 Can you fetch me some lemonade? Lemonade it is, m'lady. 9 00:00:21,240 --> 00:00:22,280 I need to talk to you. 10 00:00:22,320 --> 00:00:25,480 A triumph, my dears. An undisputed triumph. 11 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:28,920 Mrs Hardacre, would you consider joining our charitable circle? 12 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:29,960 I will. 13 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:06,000 SHARPLY: Ah! 14 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,360 SHE GASPS 15 00:01:21,720 --> 00:01:23,720 Oh, bloody hell. 16 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:42,000 It might be fussy, but at least it's a proper pot. 17 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:45,040 I can't be doing with the taste of metal in my brew. 18 00:01:45,080 --> 00:01:46,920 All I'm saying is be careful with it. 19 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,000 It looks delicate. 20 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,080 I managed not to smash our Brown Betty all those years, didn't I? 21 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,200 "Pusillanimous"... What's "pusillanimous"? 22 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,600 Oh... 23 00:01:55,640 --> 00:01:57,640 No backbone. I looked it up. 24 00:01:58,640 --> 00:02:00,960 Three pages full of big words and our Harry's said nothing. 25 00:02:01,000 --> 00:02:03,280 He's only trying out what he's been learning at school. 26 00:02:03,320 --> 00:02:05,840 Well, if all he's learning at Barlow's is how to sound superior, 27 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,800 I'll have our flaming money back. 28 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:11,480 Sam, it's not Harry who's making you feel all crabby now, is it? 29 00:02:11,520 --> 00:02:14,320 I gave Fred a good severance. He won't go hungry. 30 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:18,880 Ooh, someone's made an effort. 31 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:22,080 Someone shouldn't need to. Someone smells like a burnt badger. 32 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:24,680 May... SHE SIGHS 33 00:02:24,720 --> 00:02:26,840 Maybe just a little bit of eau de toilette 34 00:02:26,880 --> 00:02:28,760 before Lady Beaumont stops by, 35 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:31,000 and a little bit of oil to take down the frizz? 36 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:33,600 I've tried that, Mum. It won't stick. 37 00:02:33,640 --> 00:02:36,160 Who's stopping by? Lady Beaumont is picking me up. 38 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:39,360 I've been invited to Leeds with the Charitable Ladies' Circle. 39 00:02:39,400 --> 00:02:41,880 There's nowt charitable about that nest of vipers. 40 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:46,640 We're going to a lecture by the Theosophical Society. 41 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,760 And what's that, now, if not another fancy word? 42 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:56,120 Mrs Temple called by to return Miss Liza's clothes, ma'am. 43 00:02:57,920 --> 00:02:59,080 Excuse me. 44 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:03,200 I fear I just saw Tinny 45 00:03:03,240 --> 00:03:06,120 in pursuit of Lord Fitzherbert's wolfhound again, sir. 46 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,080 Oh, for... No, it's all right. I'll go. 47 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:11,440 Can't blame Tinny for following his little heart. 48 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,240 Bugger. 49 00:03:20,280 --> 00:03:22,440 Lena! Wait! 50 00:03:24,320 --> 00:03:27,120 You might've said hello. I didn't want to disturb you. 51 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:29,640 Disturb me? I wanna see you. 52 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:32,720 Tell Liza thanks, but please don't lend Betsy any more dresses. 53 00:03:32,760 --> 00:03:34,000 I can't afford the laundering. 54 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:37,960 Hey. Look, I'm sorry if I upset you, I never meant to. 55 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:41,440 Just don't forget who you are, Mary, or where you came from. 56 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:43,360 I'm proud of where I came from. 57 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,120 Oh, aye? Why not bring your new pals down the docks, show us all off? 58 00:03:47,160 --> 00:03:49,920 A bit of cold parkin washed down with some stewed tea, 59 00:03:49,960 --> 00:03:52,320 what could be better? SHE CHUCKLES 60 00:03:52,360 --> 00:03:53,920 I miss you, Lena. 61 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:57,760 Then why don't you visit more often? Tea break today, why not? 62 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:00,920 Yeah, I would, only I've got an arrangement. 63 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,240 Of course you have. 64 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:04,680 Soon, though, yeah? 65 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:06,760 When you're free. 66 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,240 Over a hundred years old, that was. 67 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:17,360 The pride of the late sir's collection, 68 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:20,760 stolen by that old witch, I've no doubt. 69 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:23,440 Have some respect, Mrs Dryden. 70 00:04:23,480 --> 00:04:25,160 She's the one with no respect. 71 00:04:26,320 --> 00:04:28,480 I swore an oath to Sir William 72 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:31,960 that I'd tend his collection with the utmost care. 73 00:04:32,000 --> 00:04:33,800 When he was alive. 74 00:04:33,840 --> 00:04:35,000 Now he's passed on, 75 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:37,960 the house and contents belong to the Hardacres 76 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,160 to do what they like with. 77 00:04:39,200 --> 00:04:42,960 They haven't got the first idea of value. 78 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:45,560 They pay your wages, Mrs Dryden. 79 00:04:45,600 --> 00:04:47,640 Well, then, Mr Beesley... 80 00:04:48,760 --> 00:04:50,880 ..we'd better get on, hadn't we? 81 00:04:57,200 --> 00:04:59,400 I sail on the third of next month. 82 00:04:59,440 --> 00:05:02,240 Pa wants me in Buenos Aires for the polo season. 83 00:05:02,280 --> 00:05:03,840 We're breeding now, don't you know? 84 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:07,720 Crossing some of our finest thoroughbreds with the Criollo line. 85 00:05:07,760 --> 00:05:11,840 That's a double L in the lingo, pronounced "el-yay". 86 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:14,640 "El-yay". How charming. 87 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,480 Of course, Adella speaks fluent French. 88 00:05:17,520 --> 00:05:21,080 They're descended from the original pure-blooded Andalusian mounts, 89 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,160 brought over by the Spanish conquistadors. 90 00:05:23,200 --> 00:05:24,320 Quite so. 91 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:26,360 But when will you be back, Lord Hugo? 92 00:05:26,400 --> 00:05:29,200 Six months. Earliest. Oh, what a shame. 93 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:32,720 Yes. Well, safe travels and all that. 94 00:05:32,760 --> 00:05:35,240 We'll see you before you set sail, surely? 95 00:05:35,280 --> 00:05:37,000 It would certainly please my family 96 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,880 to think I have good people here seeing me off... 97 00:05:41,040 --> 00:05:43,400 ..and perhaps someone for whom to return. 98 00:05:45,080 --> 00:05:46,280 Splendid. 99 00:05:49,280 --> 00:05:50,960 Good ho, old boy. 100 00:05:52,640 --> 00:05:54,960 I'll see you off. Yes. 101 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,360 Off we go. 102 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:08,120 Did you hear that? He's as good as yours. 103 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:11,640 He's a monstrous bore, mother. All he can talk about is horses. 104 00:06:11,680 --> 00:06:13,800 The Bathursts are equestrians. 105 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:17,120 Actually, horses come second. His favourite topic is himself. 106 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,360 Adella, enough! 107 00:06:18,400 --> 00:06:21,360 Lord Hugo Bathurst is the ideal match. 108 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:22,400 Once you're married, 109 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:25,960 you needn't converse with him any more than entirely necessary. 110 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,480 How on Earth do you think your father and I manage? 111 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,760 Ah, Lord Hugo... 112 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:38,680 STIFLED SCREAM 113 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,240 Let me walk you... 114 00:06:45,080 --> 00:06:47,240 Ah, Joe. What brings you here? 115 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:50,120 Just checking our Tinny's not bothering Maharani, sir. 116 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,080 Oh, not a bit. 117 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:56,960 Actually, Maharani ran and hid as soon as Lord Hugo arrived. 118 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:59,000 I don't think she much likes him. 119 00:07:00,320 --> 00:07:03,240 Still, it's not Maharani who'll be marrying him. 120 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,400 Marrying? 121 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:09,080 Yeah, well, the bird is in the bag, just shy of the pot. 122 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:12,640 I'm sure Tinny's around here somewhere. 123 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,160 Fancy teapots aren't fit for use. 124 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:28,240 Mm. I dare say it'll do as drainage for the planters. 125 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,800 I'd bury it myself if my daughter weren't lurking. 126 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,760 I tell you what, m'lady, 127 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,080 you know that poker game down at The Lucky Sailor? 128 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:40,680 How's about you buy my silence with a rematch? 129 00:07:40,720 --> 00:07:42,800 Some might call that blackmail. 130 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:46,080 And some might call that priceless. 131 00:07:46,120 --> 00:07:48,880 Bilge, there's 20 more like it in the drawing room. 132 00:07:51,480 --> 00:07:53,600 Fine, I haven't got time to argue the toss. 133 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:56,480 I'm tagging along with Mary to a lecture in Leeds. 134 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:58,640 I never pegged you as someone who went to lectures. 135 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:02,320 I'm not, but I'm not gonna allow her to debase herself on her own. 136 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:04,040 I'm sure she'll love the company, eh? 137 00:08:04,080 --> 00:08:07,960 Oh, I haven't told her I'm coming. Do I look daft? 138 00:08:09,040 --> 00:08:11,120 That you don't, m'lady. 139 00:08:11,160 --> 00:08:13,040 That you do not. 140 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:18,720 You can't imagine what a vain lump of clay he is. 141 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:22,840 Surely there must be someone handsome, rich and fun out there 142 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:24,240 Mother might approve of. 143 00:08:25,680 --> 00:08:28,000 I reckon I could impress your mother if I wanted to. 144 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:35,680 And do you? 145 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:39,120 Want to? 146 00:08:42,920 --> 00:08:44,200 SHE GASPS 147 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,560 It's no use, anyway. 148 00:08:47,840 --> 00:08:49,880 I'm doomed to marry someone suitable. 149 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,920 Sweet thing. 150 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:59,040 Go home and find a nice girl who'll appreciate you. 151 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,880 It's so kind of you to collect me. 152 00:09:15,560 --> 00:09:16,760 And me. Oh! 153 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,560 Goodness. 154 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,120 I didn't realise your mother had been invited, too. 155 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:27,640 Erm, yes, my mother is very, very interested in Theosophy. 156 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:31,480 I hope you don't mind. The more the merrier, my dear. 157 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:35,360 And call me Prudence. Ma. Enchante. 158 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:41,160 Off we go, James. Yes, ma'am. 159 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,080 Clara will wear the family lace. 160 00:09:47,120 --> 00:09:50,600 And her Duke will be married in his cavalry uniform. 161 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,760 We really couldn't be happier. 162 00:09:52,800 --> 00:09:54,400 How divine for you, Prudence. 163 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,280 SPEAKING FRENCH: Felicitations. 164 00:09:56,320 --> 00:09:59,280 Merci beaucoup, madame. THEY CHUCKLE 165 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:03,400 And what of Adella, Emma, dear? 166 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:07,520 I hear Lord Bathurst's eldest is joining him overseas. 167 00:10:07,560 --> 00:10:10,080 Does this mean a halt to their courtship? 168 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:15,120 I can't say much more, but... diaries to the ready. 169 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:18,280 SHE CLEARS HER THROAT And what of your daughter, Mary? 170 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,440 Are the suitors lining up for Liza? 171 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,720 Liza's got too much sense to saddle herself with a man. 172 00:10:23,760 --> 00:10:27,400 Well, she's just 18, mind. She's yet to blossom. 173 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:31,280 If she blossoms much more, she'll burst her stays. 174 00:10:45,680 --> 00:10:47,120 SERVANT: Miss Hardacre, m'lady. 175 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:59,440 To say I'm sorry for leading you astray and stuff. 176 00:10:59,480 --> 00:11:01,320 These are from our garden, aren't they? 177 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:02,520 No. 178 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:07,640 Well, maybe. I picked 'em on my way up. 179 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,280 But honestly, I do feel bad about getting you in trouble. 180 00:11:10,320 --> 00:11:11,760 You suppose it's easy being me? 181 00:11:11,800 --> 00:11:16,040 On display at all times, paraded about like a prize poodle, 182 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:19,960 your mother measuring her own success and failure by your appeal. 183 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,440 The life of a fish gutty sounds positively charmed by comparison. 184 00:11:23,480 --> 00:11:25,240 Oh, give over, Adella. 185 00:11:25,280 --> 00:11:28,160 You wouldn't last a morning on the docks, you. 186 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:31,680 But you don't have to, though. That's the point. 187 00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,400 But I do need to make a better fist at being well-to-do, 188 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,400 and so far, I'm just mucking it up. 189 00:11:38,400 --> 00:11:41,760 So that's why I'm here... to ask for advice. 190 00:11:43,840 --> 00:11:46,080 I'm afraid you're going to have to clarify. 191 00:11:46,120 --> 00:11:47,840 I'm not... Please, Adella. 192 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:51,280 Will you help me be a lady? 193 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:56,120 I'd be that grateful, and God knows, so would my mum. 194 00:11:56,160 --> 00:11:57,360 Hmm... 195 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:07,240 Well, I'm no genie of the lamp... 196 00:12:07,280 --> 00:12:09,000 but I do like a challenge. 197 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,080 Meet me tomorrow for a tutorial. 198 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:26,200 Can't believe I lost a whole morning to that codswallop. 199 00:12:26,240 --> 00:12:28,040 Well, no-one invited you in the first place. 200 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:31,360 I take no pleasure in watching you fawn over that lot. 201 00:12:31,400 --> 00:12:33,000 Someone's got to save you from yourself. 202 00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:35,600 Is that why you muscled in, to help me out? 203 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:38,520 I trust we're all feeling spiritually liberated? 204 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:39,640 Never more. 205 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:42,560 The only spirit I want liberating is the flask of rum in my muff. 206 00:12:42,600 --> 00:12:44,600 Because I have arranged for us to call in 207 00:12:44,640 --> 00:12:47,800 on one of the charitable causes our fundraising endeavours support. 208 00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:49,360 Ah! 209 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,400 WHISPERS: Don't you dare! Pack it in. 210 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:09,560 A word to the wise before we enter, keep your scent close at hand. 211 00:13:09,600 --> 00:13:11,000 You will need it. 212 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:14,560 DOG BARKS, BABY CRIES 213 00:13:30,680 --> 00:13:33,320 Oh, Ma... Bloody hell. 214 00:13:34,760 --> 00:13:36,480 I never thought we'd end up here again. 215 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:40,640 I think I'm gonna faint. 216 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:58,360 It's him. Do you think he'll recognise us? 217 00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,000 You were just a bairn, Mary. 218 00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,920 I hardly recognise myself in this get-up. 219 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,920 I can take you home if you'd rather. You can make an excuse. 220 00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:12,120 No. No, they'll think we're cowards or snobs... 221 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:13,960 or worse, they'll guess. 222 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,520 This patronage of your worthy establishment 223 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:25,680 is most spiritually rewarding. 224 00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:30,200 Ladies, introducing Master Knaggs, 225 00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,080 tireless custodian here of paupers for over 30 years 226 00:14:34,120 --> 00:14:37,600 and the current matron, his good wife, Mrs Knaggs. 227 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:41,680 May I present Mrs Mary Hardacre of Hardacre Herring fame... 228 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,320 ..and her dear mother. 229 00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:50,920 Have we met before, madam? Of course not. Don't be daft. 230 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:54,080 Our new friends are virgins to the cause, Mr Knaggs. 231 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:57,640 And it is your good fortune we have welcomed them. 232 00:14:57,680 --> 00:14:59,280 Oh, quite so, quite so. 233 00:14:59,320 --> 00:15:01,360 Any surplus fishes you care to donate 234 00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,240 will be gratefully received, m'ladies. 235 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:04,440 Remember, Emma? 236 00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:07,200 We sent them figgy pudding last Christmas. 237 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,280 It doesn't do to make conditions too comfortable, of course, 238 00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:12,480 or else, it encourages the ins and outs. 239 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:15,280 They're the rogues who go back time and time again 240 00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,880 to take advantage of free board and lodging. 241 00:15:17,920 --> 00:15:18,920 Quite so. 242 00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,160 Filthy beggars. 243 00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:26,840 Now, let me show you some advances made since your last visit 244 00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:31,200 and meet a few of our most reformed young ladies in the girls' wing. 245 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,680 246 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:42,800 247 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:46,640 248 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:51,640 249 00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:55,840 250 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,880 251 00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:02,240 252 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:05,040 There... 253 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,920 HE BANGS STICK 254 00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:16,280 Who may... 255 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:19,720 256 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:23,640 257 00:16:23,680 --> 00:16:28,600 ECHOING: Great and small 258 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:32,760 259 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:37,040 260 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,920 Brava! APPLAUSE 261 00:16:39,960 --> 00:16:41,480 We got there in the end. 262 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:46,280 Perhaps a Bible verse in forgetfulness next time. 263 00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:47,680 HE CHUCKLES 264 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:54,000 Yep, that's it. 265 00:16:54,040 --> 00:16:57,160 No, I can't... I can't do it! I can't grasp it. 266 00:16:57,200 --> 00:17:00,080 Take your time. You'll get the hang of it. 267 00:17:00,120 --> 00:17:01,200 You'll have to. 268 00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:03,000 You and Callum are the only ones I'm trusting 269 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:05,360 with the payroll from now on after what happened with Fred. 270 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:09,600 Dad, about Fred, maybe we... we give him a second chance. 271 00:17:09,640 --> 00:17:12,160 There's a difference between fair and soft, Joe, hm? 272 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:15,280 Them lot know it, and I can't risk losing their respect. 273 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,920 I have every faith in you, son. 274 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:21,240 Which is just as well, as I have James Hugill from the board 275 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:22,600 downstairs for a site visit. 276 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:30,640 Right, come on. 277 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,720 Show me how to do it till I get it right. OK. 278 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:36,440 Thank you for coming down, Mr Hugill. 279 00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:39,640 We're making great progress here at Hardacre Herring. 280 00:17:39,680 --> 00:17:42,800 Everything that I'm looking to change is bound to promote 281 00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,560 a happy workforce and better productivity, 282 00:17:45,600 --> 00:17:48,440 which has to be a good thing... What the bloody hell is that?! 283 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:50,200 The new equipment I mentioned. 284 00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,400 You can't just go spending company money on that kind of thing 285 00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:56,000 without permission from the board! 286 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:57,640 But all that would've taken an age. 287 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,040 There's procedures to go through, a majority vote to achieve. 288 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,200 But the new crane's worth the investment. 289 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,520 It'll pay for itself twice over, you have my word. 290 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,680 Very well. You've a month to prove it. 291 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:11,720 That... That's not long... Thirty days. 292 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:14,440 Recoup the spend on the crane 293 00:18:14,480 --> 00:18:16,920 or not a single other change will be considered. 294 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,520 Thank you. 295 00:18:48,280 --> 00:18:50,520 Knaggs is as ugly as ever. 296 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:53,200 SHE CHUCKLES How he ever found a wife... 297 00:18:56,360 --> 00:18:58,760 Well, looks like things have improved since our day anyway. 298 00:18:58,800 --> 00:19:00,640 Oh, please. 299 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:03,920 The rugs, the sofas, it's for show. It's all for show, Ma. 300 00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:08,440 Wheeling those poor lasses out to make nice for the rich ladies. 301 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:09,920 I was one of them. 302 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:14,240 Not that you'd notice since you were never there. 303 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:20,560 Well... 304 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:24,960 ..it's over now, no point in dwelling. 305 00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,000 Ah! There you are, darling. All well? 306 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:52,200 You should've heard Lady Beaumont boasting 307 00:19:52,240 --> 00:19:53,840 about her daughter's wedding. 308 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,520 As if that beanpole could outshine Adella. 309 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,000 Preposterous we should be in this position. 310 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:00,520 Lord Hugo seems keen. 311 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,800 Then why hasn't he declared himself yet? 312 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:04,720 We must take the lead. 313 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:06,640 I've all but announced her engagement as it is. 314 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:09,720 We must lead the horse to water, as He, Himself, might say. 315 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:11,480 You do know how that saying ends, dear? 316 00:20:11,520 --> 00:20:14,520 We'll host an intimate drawing room soiree, 317 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,400 put them together in public. 318 00:20:16,440 --> 00:20:18,360 A few of the choicest guests. 319 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:22,120 And this time, you will put your hand in your pocket, George. 320 00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:24,880 We need the best of everything, music, Champagne on ice, 321 00:20:24,920 --> 00:20:26,600 French savouries and fancies. 322 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:30,240 And not a hint of herring anywhere. 323 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:33,560 I'm sick to death of being associated with those fishmongers. 324 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,680 Ha! Is this expense really necessary, Emma? 325 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:40,160 I mean, surely a country walk followed by tea would be... 326 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,720 Pointless! Mm... 327 00:20:41,760 --> 00:20:44,440 Don't you care about your only daughter's future? 328 00:20:44,480 --> 00:20:45,680 HE SIGHS 329 00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,040 Well, so long as we don't use Fortnum's. Oh! 330 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,120 Or Harrods. Ah! 331 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:51,120 Or anywhere I have an account to settle. 332 00:20:51,160 --> 00:20:52,320 Ugh! 333 00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,200 OWL HOOTS 334 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:03,120 "Adella be mine..." Oi! 335 00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,280 "..And I will be thine 336 00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:08,920 "In your visage The sun willeth shine! 337 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:14,080 "Your hair is the sun And your body the moon!" 338 00:21:14,120 --> 00:21:17,360 Adella's body, the moon? 339 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:19,240 That's some top drawer twaddle if I've ever... 340 00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,280 She's special, Liza! 341 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:22,960 Like no-one I've ever met. 342 00:21:25,360 --> 00:21:27,680 I've only got so long to win her over until she's married off 343 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:29,640 to some poseur with a title. 344 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:32,200 Yeah, well, don't give her that, then. 345 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,600 Buy her something expensive, 346 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,280 something that says romantic without terrible rhymes. 347 00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,720 You can thank me when you've found your senses again. 348 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:43,840 Goodnight, Joe. 349 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:53,920 SHE WHIMPERS 350 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,800 SHE GASPS, MARY GRUNTS 351 00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,920 Take her to the women's block! 352 00:22:03,960 --> 00:22:06,560 She hasn't got any flaming nits! 353 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:09,480 SHE SCREAMS 354 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,480 BOTH GASP 355 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,240 SHE BREATHES SHAKILY What is it? 356 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:16,800 It was just a dream. 357 00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,920 Go back to sleep. 358 00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:23,320 SHE SIGHS 359 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,520 SHE SOBS GENTLY 360 00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,880 For God's sake, Mary, you should've told me 361 00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,240 you'd been back to Chapel Street, or Ma... 362 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,080 No, Ma would never talk about our workhouse days. 363 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,760 And me, I just wanted to forget about it. 364 00:23:07,800 --> 00:23:10,400 But going back there, it's like this door's been opened, 365 00:23:10,440 --> 00:23:12,880 and I just can't shut it, Sam. 366 00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:14,920 So look it in the eye, stop it haunting you. 367 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:17,160 Do you know what haunts me? 368 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:21,360 It's how angry I am that my own mother put me through it. 369 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,080 How could she leave me there time and again 370 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:24,320 if she really cared about me? 371 00:23:24,360 --> 00:23:26,840 Of course she cares about you. She'd die for you, that woman. 372 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:33,720 Talk it over with her, put it to rights. 373 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,360 No, I can't, and she won't. 374 00:23:45,800 --> 00:23:47,400 Ready? 375 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:48,800 Er... Good, undress. 376 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,360 Mm! 377 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,880 Firstly, in the absence of a corset, one must tighten one's stays... 378 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,080 Ouch! 379 00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:58,000 ..to limit one's breathing. 380 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,200 Ow! 381 00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:01,160 Next, you can never have too much hair. 382 00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:05,360 Stay still! Agh! 383 00:24:06,560 --> 00:24:09,080 Pinch the cheeks rosy. 384 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:10,920 SHE WHINES 385 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:13,320 Lemon drops watering the eyes. 386 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:15,440 Ow! Bloody hell! 387 00:24:15,480 --> 00:24:17,760 Ladies don't swear, Liza! 388 00:24:17,800 --> 00:24:19,840 Fiddlesticks, if you must. 389 00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:21,000 SHE GASPS 390 00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,120 Oil on the lids for an ethereal glisten. 391 00:24:26,160 --> 00:24:30,800 And voila, the overall look of a consumptive is achieved. 392 00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,240 I don't understand. 393 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:34,640 What's attractive about looking ill? 394 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:36,280 It's romantic, silly. 395 00:24:37,520 --> 00:24:40,840 Men can't resist a woman in need of rescue. 396 00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,880 It's ever such fun to play along. 397 00:24:45,840 --> 00:24:48,160 Mm, of course... 398 00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:51,440 you'd have a much better shape with a corset. 399 00:24:51,480 --> 00:24:54,080 I draw the line at actual torture. 400 00:24:57,920 --> 00:24:59,720 SHE CHOKES 401 00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:00,840 Ugh! 402 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,600 Morning, Mr Hardacre. Oh, pack it in, you. 403 00:25:08,640 --> 00:25:10,360 I thought you might fancy a bit of parkin. 404 00:25:10,400 --> 00:25:12,640 Oh, champion. 405 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,680 Thank you, Betsy. 406 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,240 Blimey, Joe. 407 00:25:18,280 --> 00:25:20,560 You really are a proper businessman now. 408 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:22,840 It's time I grew up, Betts. 409 00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,960 I want a proper future. 410 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,880 A wife and children, 411 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,600 a family and household who respect me. 412 00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,880 That sounds like a lovely future, Joe Hardacre. 413 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:40,920 Er, well, those fish won't gut themselves. 414 00:25:52,040 --> 00:25:53,240 You've got an admirer in her. 415 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:57,760 You know that, don't you? LAUGHING: No. 416 00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:00,080 No, I don't see her that way. 417 00:26:00,120 --> 00:26:01,280 She's a lovely girl. 418 00:26:03,720 --> 00:26:04,960 You two would be good together. 419 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:08,560 Maybe. 420 00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:25,200 You must be amusing in conversation but not more so than the gentleman. 421 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:28,440 You must let him think he is the most interesting thing ever. 422 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:32,640 But why? What if he's not? Manners, Liza. 423 00:26:33,920 --> 00:26:34,920 Decorum. 424 00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:37,240 There are other ways of signalling you're not interested 425 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,400 without actually saying so. I'll show you. 426 00:26:42,680 --> 00:26:44,480 Each move has a meaning. 427 00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,800 Follow me. I am. 428 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:52,920 No, that's what it means. You're having me on. 429 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,440 There are whole books on the subject, Liza. 430 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:56,840 LIZA SCOFFS It's an art. 431 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:00,320 Go away. 432 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:05,200 I adore you. 433 00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:06,480 I loathe you. 434 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,440 Yes. 435 00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:11,480 No. 436 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:14,840 I'm engaged. 437 00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:18,120 I love another. 438 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,920 You brute! 439 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:27,480 You've just requested friendship and will likely be denied. 440 00:27:27,520 --> 00:27:29,200 Oh, bloody hell. 441 00:27:29,240 --> 00:27:32,520 Oh... bloody fiddlesticks. 442 00:27:32,560 --> 00:27:35,160 Hm. LIZA SIGHS 443 00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,680 You must think you're wasting your time with me. 444 00:27:37,720 --> 00:27:39,480 Nonsense. 445 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:42,000 You've made leaps and bounds already. 446 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,720 You really think? 447 00:27:43,760 --> 00:27:47,440 Your success is my success, Liza, and I'm a very bad loser. 448 00:27:49,880 --> 00:27:52,280 Now, how's your Viennese waltz? 449 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,360 Use the hairpieces and combs for practice. 450 00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,800 Grand. Thank you, Adella. 451 00:28:05,840 --> 00:28:06,880 I really mean it. 452 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:10,000 Actually, I've thoroughly enjoyed myself. 453 00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,120 Adella! 454 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:14,480 Just don't tell Mama. 455 00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:17,000 Adella! Bye. 456 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,120 Yes, Mama? 457 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,160 DOOR SLAMS 458 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:28,400 I want you to keep away from the Hardacres 459 00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,400 until after the soiree. 460 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:32,920 But why? 461 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:36,120 If Lord Hugo knew who you were keeping company with, 462 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:37,600 it could ruin everything. 463 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:38,800 We can't risk it. 464 00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:45,280 Is that understood, Adella? 465 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:46,880 Yes, Mama. 466 00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:09,040 SHE CHUCKLES 467 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:24,280 Ma... 468 00:29:24,320 --> 00:29:26,440 I need to talk to you about the workhouse. 469 00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:30,920 Ma, will you look at me? 470 00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,560 MA SIGHS 471 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:36,560 We act like it didn't happen, that place, but it did. 472 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,840 I was there, despite what you think. 473 00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:42,400 Separated from my own daughter for weeks at a time. 474 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,320 I was a child, Ma. 475 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:47,000 I was bullied, I was frightened, and I was on my own. 476 00:29:47,040 --> 00:29:50,200 And I told you that, but every time we had to go back there, 477 00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:52,040 you just acted like it was some big adventure. 478 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:55,520 To sugar the pill, for us both. 479 00:29:55,560 --> 00:29:58,200 Do you think I enjoyed picking oakum till my fingers bled? 480 00:29:58,240 --> 00:30:00,960 Then why land us there so often? Land us there? 481 00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,320 MA SCOFFS 482 00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:04,760 It wasn't my fault we had no money. Whose fault were it, then? 483 00:30:04,800 --> 00:30:06,720 Circumstance! 484 00:30:06,760 --> 00:30:09,080 I mean, a woman with a child on her own. 485 00:30:09,120 --> 00:30:11,800 You should've tried to protect me. I did! 486 00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:14,120 I-I had to keep you fed while we had nothing! 487 00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,680 If you'd admit what it was really like, 488 00:30:15,720 --> 00:30:17,160 I could start to forgive you. 489 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:18,880 Forgive me? 490 00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:20,880 For being destitute? MARY SIGHS 491 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:22,280 What's become of you, girl? 492 00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:25,600 You're not even listening to me... Filthy beggars they called us, 493 00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,440 while you just stood there and said nowt! 494 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:31,080 Simpering to them... them rich toffs! 495 00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,800 Suppose you're unhappy being rich, then? 496 00:30:32,840 --> 00:30:34,680 I'd rather lose my cash than my dignity. 497 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,280 You have to have something in the first place in order to lose it. 498 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:39,240 What's all this? Trying to set things straight, 499 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:42,000 like you suggested, Sam. You're off your rocker 500 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,040 if you ever think you're gonna fit in here! 501 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,800 You're on a hiding to nothing! 502 00:30:45,840 --> 00:30:47,800 Now, pack it in, both of you! 503 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:51,240 We've had an invitation delivered. 504 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:56,600 MARY SCOFFS 505 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:59,680 "Lord and Lady Fitzherbert request the pleasure of your company 506 00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,720 "for an intimate drawing room soiree." 507 00:31:04,560 --> 00:31:06,240 How's that for not fitting in, eh? 508 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,960 You're a fool, Mary Hardacre. 509 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,120 Eh, die for me, would she? I'll throttle her first. 510 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:18,080 Here! I'm gonna make sure our kids can hold their heads up high, 511 00:31:18,120 --> 00:31:19,680 in spite of my mucky past! 512 00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,840 MA SIGHS 513 00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:40,160 Sam, I'll go over those numbers again while you're out. 514 00:31:40,200 --> 00:31:41,200 Good. 515 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,920 Oh, Liza! I know! 516 00:31:49,960 --> 00:31:51,120 SAM: You're a picture, love. 517 00:31:51,160 --> 00:31:53,080 Who'd have thought you'd scrub up so well? 518 00:31:53,120 --> 00:31:55,720 LIZA CHUCKLES Miss Liza always looks well. 519 00:31:58,560 --> 00:31:59,600 Where's Ma? 520 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,040 Well, it just seems she's got better things to do, 521 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:03,120 just as well. 522 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:06,080 Right, then, are we ready? 523 00:32:06,120 --> 00:32:08,040 Let's go do ourselves proud. 524 00:32:13,360 --> 00:32:14,360 Right. 525 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,600 ANNOUNCER: Viscount and Countess de Lacy. 526 00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:45,160 Their son, the honourable Ivor de Lacy. 527 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,720 Lady de Lacy, magnificent. 528 00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,400 Welcome, Lord de Lacy. How are you? Lovely to see you. 529 00:32:52,480 --> 00:32:55,560 Where on Earth is Lord Hugo? 530 00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:58,200 He's the guest of honour for goodness sake. 531 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,160 And rude as he is vain. 532 00:33:03,280 --> 00:33:04,360 At last. 533 00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:06,600 Mr and Mrs Hardacre, 534 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:11,080 their son, Mr Joe Hardacre, and their daughter, Miss Liza. 535 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,040 What are they doing here? 536 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,960 I'm so glad you could come. How are you? 537 00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:20,680 Lord Hugo Bathurst! Ah! 538 00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,880 EMMA SIGHS Lord Hugo... 539 00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:27,160 Lady Fitzherbert, radiant as always. Ah! 540 00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,360 Let's get it done while they're out. 541 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,880 Oh, careful, mind. 542 00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:37,640 I want them stored safely for the duration. 543 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:40,920 The duration of what, Mrs Dryden? Of them, the Hardacres. 544 00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:42,720 Oh, they won't last much longer here, 545 00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,080 and when someone worthy takes over the Hall, 546 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:49,040 these treasures will be safe and sound, thanks to me. 547 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:51,760 Come on, then. 548 00:33:54,280 --> 00:33:57,080 INDISTINCT CHATTER 549 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:04,080 Mrs Hardacre, how charming. 550 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,840 Emma didn't say you were coming. 551 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:10,360 Yes, it was quite last minute. 552 00:34:14,160 --> 00:34:15,160 Liza... 553 00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,680 Treat all mistakes as if they were deliberate, 554 00:34:31,720 --> 00:34:32,840 that's the key. 555 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:36,880 LIZA CHUCKLES And now it's fashion. 556 00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,240 Blinding. LIZA CHUCKLES 557 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:56,840 SHE CHUCKLES 558 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,160 What a frightfully colourful trinket. 559 00:35:02,680 --> 00:35:04,760 I shouldn't accept gifts but... 560 00:35:07,720 --> 00:35:09,880 ..since you've gone to such trouble. 561 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,720 Shall I pin it on? N-No. 562 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:17,080 I shall wear it under my collar... 563 00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,480 closer to my chemise. 564 00:35:20,960 --> 00:35:24,280 What on Earth are you doing out here alone? 565 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,240 For goodness sake, Adella. 566 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,240 You were a bluffer when you were a kid. 567 00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:38,000 You're still a bluffer now! 568 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:41,200 'Ey up! Thought you'd forgotten, ma'am. 569 00:35:41,240 --> 00:35:43,240 You'll all wish I had. 570 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,760 Deal me in, then. I'll line up the drinks. 571 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,040 Ooh, lads. 572 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:51,120 Here, sling your hook, Miles. Make room for the lady. 573 00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:52,600 CORK POPS 574 00:36:05,320 --> 00:36:09,280 AFFECTED ACCENT: Oh, do try a canape, sir. 575 00:36:13,240 --> 00:36:16,520 Very interesting, don't you think? 576 00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:19,000 Steady on, it's only caviar. 577 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,600 Ugh! Well, don't lollop it. 578 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,600 Ugh... SHE CHOKES 579 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:26,880 Good Lord. 580 00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:31,360 Ah, Lady Adella. 581 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:35,320 I must tell you about my summer with the gauchos of Uruguay... 582 00:36:35,360 --> 00:36:37,680 May I offer you some punch, Lady Adella? 583 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:40,760 No, you may not, sir. Lady Adella and I are talking. 584 00:36:40,800 --> 00:36:42,760 Actually, I haven't said a word yet. 585 00:36:42,800 --> 00:36:44,800 I were talking to her, not you. 586 00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:47,760 Find a filly of your own, old chap. "Filly"? 587 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,760 That mad carthorse by the tuck looks about your type. 588 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:54,280 Take that back, you bastard. 589 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:57,200 Do you actually know this silver-tongued jackdaw? 590 00:36:57,240 --> 00:36:59,320 How about me and you go outside 591 00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,920 so I can smash those stupid teeth in? 592 00:37:01,960 --> 00:37:05,160 Lead on, Macduff. I love a good ruck. 593 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:07,880 Mm, see... 594 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,920 ..the north meadows gets the most sun, 595 00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,800 er, the soil, the hills over there, 596 00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,360 which is very good news for wine making. 597 00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:21,000 Sounds like you're onto a winner, George. Yeah. 598 00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:23,720 I'd want in myself... SAM CHUCKLES 599 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,720 ..except I'm not even sure I like wine, 600 00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:27,240 and you have to know your product, eh? 601 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,880 Now, if it was hops you were on about or cider apples... 602 00:37:29,920 --> 00:37:32,720 What's that? Er... 603 00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:36,080 I had hoped to give you first refusal, old boy, 604 00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:39,320 you know, neighbours joining forces, that sort of thing. 605 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:41,520 But if you're not of a mind... 606 00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,600 Well, now, George, I'm... I'm flattered. 607 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:49,080 I can get Saunders to look it over. Yeah? 608 00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,720 Begging your pardon, m'lord. Yes, Bates? 609 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:55,520 I believe you might be needed in the hall. 610 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,240 HE LAUGHS 611 00:38:05,600 --> 00:38:08,080 I boxed at Cambridge, don't you know? 612 00:38:08,120 --> 00:38:10,520 Just leave it, Joe. Don't make a fool of yourself. 613 00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,840 Says the greedy great mule herself. 614 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:16,600 Argh! SCREAMING 615 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,000 Hey! Say it again! 616 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,240 Say it! Break it up! 617 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,240 Sweet Babylonia! 618 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,520 Pack it in, lad! He doesn't deserve you, Adella! 619 00:38:23,560 --> 00:38:25,240 Oh, don't be an arse, Joe. 620 00:38:25,280 --> 00:38:28,960 What is the meaning of this?! It's all in hand, dear. 621 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,520 My apologies, Lady Fitzherbert. I was provoked. 622 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:34,320 MARY GASPS I shall take my leave. 623 00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:37,560 George... 624 00:38:37,600 --> 00:38:40,880 take your daughter away to recover her wits. 625 00:38:40,920 --> 00:38:42,800 Adella, come. Come along. 626 00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,680 Let me make this perfectly clear so there's no misunderstanding... 627 00:38:51,400 --> 00:38:56,400 ..I want you to keep your son away from my daughter 628 00:38:56,440 --> 00:38:59,840 before he ruins her prospects altogether. 629 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,520 Yes, of course. I-I am so sorry... 630 00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:06,520 Lord Hugo, you were nothing short of heroic. 631 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:08,560 Those people were NOT invited. 632 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,400 SHE INHALES SHARPLY 633 00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:15,800 How could you? It were him mouthing off! 634 00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,680 Don't blame Joe! Just go home! 635 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:23,280 Both of you! You're a disgrace! 636 00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:24,480 We're all going home. 637 00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,280 Fetch your things. 638 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,560 MAN: How's that? I'm smoking. 639 00:39:33,600 --> 00:39:35,080 LAUGHTER 640 00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:39,720 MA TRILLS HER LIPS Seems like I've lost my touch. 641 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,280 Well, it's harder to win 642 00:39:42,320 --> 00:39:45,160 when you haven't got a card up your sleeve, eh? 643 00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,440 EVERYONE FALLS SILENT 644 00:39:48,480 --> 00:39:52,080 How dare you accuse me! Well... 645 00:39:52,120 --> 00:39:54,520 I caught you red-handed last time, remember? 646 00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,800 Yeah, only out of habit, and only when needs musted! 647 00:39:57,840 --> 00:39:59,720 I have... I have done nothing... 648 00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,560 I have not done anything dishonest tonight. 649 00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,560 I were only teasing. 650 00:40:08,560 --> 00:40:12,280 Best I saw you home, eh? Get off me! 651 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:15,440 Come with me now, on your feet. Well done. 652 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,240 There you go. 653 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,720 All right? Shall we? 654 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,520 DOOR OPENS 655 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:25,760 You shouldn't be here. Hear me out, Adella. 656 00:40:25,800 --> 00:40:27,360 It's Lady Adella, you should know that. 657 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,720 You don't have to marry that toff. 658 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,680 Oh, don't, Joe. Don't be so naive. Why? 659 00:40:30,720 --> 00:40:32,040 What's to stop us? 660 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:35,120 Hell would freeze over before my mother would agree 661 00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,480 to passing Hugo over you. 662 00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:39,280 But I'm rich! It's not just about money. 663 00:40:39,320 --> 00:40:43,600 It's about class, Joe... 664 00:40:45,480 --> 00:40:47,920 ..and you simply don't have it. 665 00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:06,840 KNOCKING 666 00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:10,720 Can you help her up to her room? 667 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:13,160 I'm... I'm fine. 668 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:14,760 I don't need anyone's help. 669 00:41:17,400 --> 00:41:18,400 Er... 670 00:41:23,720 --> 00:41:25,800 Hey, come here. 671 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:29,200 She's not as bulletproof as she thinks, 672 00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:31,880 so not a word, you hear me? 673 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:33,520 About what? 674 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:54,240 Joe? Son! I'm never going out again, ever. 675 00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,960 Can you see yourself? 676 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,560 All for the sake of fitting in. 677 00:42:06,600 --> 00:42:08,480 I'm just trying to look after everyone. 678 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,640 How's that coming along? 679 00:42:09,680 --> 00:42:11,360 Maybe if you hadn't run back to the docks 680 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:12,840 the second we arrived... Run back? 681 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:15,080 Leaving me alone, trying to find our place here. 682 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,880 I have important work to do! Important work? I beg your pardon. 683 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,120 I'm trying to build a better life for folk that matter. 684 00:42:20,160 --> 00:42:22,680 Folk that matter? Not me, then, eh? 685 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:43,440 Oh! Beg your pardon. I thought you were your father. 686 00:42:44,640 --> 00:42:45,840 Thanks a lot. 687 00:42:48,720 --> 00:42:50,720 Are you all right, Miss Liza? I'm fine. 688 00:42:50,760 --> 00:42:52,480 Miss Liza, what could possibly...? 689 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:54,320 Just shove off, will you? 690 00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:37,160 SHE SNIFFLES 691 00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,280 Joe? 692 00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:53,160 Joe? 693 00:43:54,720 --> 00:43:57,240 WATER LAPS, BELL CLANGS DISTANTLY 694 00:44:08,000 --> 00:44:09,000 Joe? 695 00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:19,400 Are you all right?